10. Getting a DUI would not be good
9. Driving home at 3AM sucks even if you haven’t been drinking
8. Privacy
7. In case you need a place to hide
6. There is a pizza coupon on the room key
5. Cool kids always get their own room
4. They have cable !
3. $5 admission to the event
2. You can see my house from the window
1. Seriously Perk’s fam, We need to give the hotel a nice turnout. I know times are tough folks, but this hotel and bar have embraced us like no place ever has, and is willing to do almost anything we want, from access to jicuzzi rooms to having tented outdoor events in the back yard in the summer. If we can make it worth their while, the sky is the limit. PP847 makes nothing on the rooms nor do we want to, we are just trying to keep them on board. A room gets you in for $5 and it’s advantages are too many to name. if you are at all able and inclined, we would appreciate it. I will pay off in the end, we promise