We are in the Home Stretch … The Birthday Man is ready to Party … Sexy gifts welcome (Hint Hint …LoL) … See Ya Soon!!!

So…just by looking at the events sign up list…seems like more Perks are going Friday and not as many Saturday??? I cannot believe it…we need more up on the dance floor! Lol.

Teach me baby or better yet, Freak me baby, yes, yes. Im freaky baby, I’ma make sure that your peach feels peachy baby……Jeff

Morning, morning, morning to all my Perks friends! Weekend is almost here!!! What’s everyone up to… or up in?

With Bek’s permission I would like to hold a benefit for my wife Friday night at Perks. We are being daily reminded by my beautiful wife that our children have eaten her private supply of Pop-Tarts and Nutella. If you can out of the kindness of your hearts please bring either of the two. It would bring peace to our family, thank you.

Party on, Perkers! Get Perked Up because party time is almost here!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn staff here want me to stay for 12 more days….i may lose my fucking mind
I miss you guys!

What’s Up Perker’s … the Hollywood HijinX weekend is fast approaching. The theme this month is ”Come dressed as your Favorite Celebrity, Movie Star, TV star … Etc” So let’s get a little ”Buzz” going here … Let’s Get a Shout Out from all the Sexy Stars the will Walk the ”Party Perks Red Carpet” this Saturday!

So i have a female friend coming with me on Friday night. She’s never been to a party like this before, so she might be a little nervous. She’s also looking for a FMF 3sum too, if anyone wants to help her out. Hope everyone will make her feel welcome.

Did anyone know that today is Dance like a Chicken Day? Can you believe that the song, “The Chicken Dance”, was created by a polka legend Milwaukee man, Bob Kames, which actually went gold and Sonny the Bird, the offical chicken of the Chicken Dance, (John Biskey?) helped make it famous at an October Fest in the 1980′s.

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WELCOME to all the new site members!

for those who dont know i had a mild stroke on May 2 have been in patient at MarianJoy rehab in Wheaton since May8th… my cell phone gets poor reception here but my room phone works well… (630) 909-8208 if you wish to catch up typing this is exhausting. Dr says he expects 100% recovery just need to be patient…lol obviously they dont…[Read more]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Perk’s mommies. Its beautiful and sunny.. hope you all enjoy the day.

Hey everyone.
With a week to go to the next party, i am rather excited. This will be my first time attending a perks party in almost a year. This guy here needs to get laid bad, lol. Who wants to be the lucky lady to help me out? lol

Good Friday morning to all. It’s suppose to be a beautiful day today. Who has something naughty planned for the weekend?