So…just by looking at the events sign up list…seems like more Perks are going Friday and not as many Saturday??? I cannot believe it…we need more up on the dance floor! Lol.

@hazelwill
Hazel what is this garbage of maybe you will attend? I am celebrating my b day with jello shots and also bringing something special to share also. What will the party be like without you there?

Morning, morning, morning to all my Perks friends! Weekend is almost here!!! What’s everyone up to… or up in?

Happy Hump Day Perkers! I hope its a very humpy day for you! Tess xoxox

Party on, Perkers! Get Perked Up because party time is almost here!!!!!!!!!!!!

My plans have changed and I will be able to go to the m&g on Friday night! Looking forward to seeing you all and having a sexy time! Tess xoxox

damn staff here want me to stay for 12 more days….i may lose my fucking mind
I miss you guys!

Did anyone know that today is Dance like a Chicken Day? Can you believe that the song, “The Chicken Dance”, was created by a polka legend Milwaukee man, Bob Kames, which actually went gold and Sonny the Bird, the offical chicken of the Chicken Dance, (John Biskey?) helped make it famous at an October Fest in the 1980′s.

So…as you can…[Read more]

WELCOME to all the new site members!

Happy Monday Perkers! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy this suntastic beautiful day! Tess xoxox

for those who dont know i had a mild stroke on May 2 have been in patient at MarianJoy rehab in Wheaton since May8th… my cell phone gets poor reception here but my room phone works well… (630) 909-8208 if you wish to catch up typing this is exhausting. Dr says he expects 100% recovery just need to be patient…lol obviously they dont…[Read more]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Perk’s mommies. Its beautiful and sunny.. hope you all enjoy the day.

May 11th is national Eat What You Want Day!! Woo Hoo must be fat and calorie free day!

Good Friday morning to all. It’s suppose to be a beautiful day today. Who has something naughty planned for the weekend?

Good Wednesday morning my fellow Perks Peeps and Happy Hump Day to all.

So, I was sitting here thinking about an article I read about poly relationships and wanted some feedback. In this article it said that poly is not for everyone, which like anything else is up to those individuals, but one of the reasons given was that some believed…[Read more]

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned
Over to him and asked, ”Are all of those kids yours ? ”

He replied, ” No Ma’am, I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints. ”