Happy Hump Day Perkers! I hope its a very humpy day for you! Tess xoxox

Party on, Perkers! Get Perked Up because party time is almost here!!!!!!!!!!!!

My plans have changed and I will be able to go to the m&g on Friday night! Looking forward to seeing you all and having a sexy time! Tess xoxox

damn staff here want me to stay for 12 more days….i may lose my fucking mind
I miss you guys!

Happy Monday Perkers! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy this suntastic beautiful day! Tess xoxox

for those who dont know i had a mild stroke on May 2 have been in patient at MarianJoy rehab in Wheaton since May8th… my cell phone gets poor reception here but my room phone works well… (630) 909-8208 if you wish to catch up typing this is exhausting. Dr says he expects 100% recovery just need to be patient…lol obviously they dont…[Read more]

I hope everyone has a chance to enjoy this BEAUTIFUL day! It’s definitely a perfect day to play hooky, do some tequila shots at a patio bar, forget your troubles and get wild and naked in the sunshine! Ok maybe that’s just me & what i need no matter how you choose to enjoy, I hope it’s a good one for you! xoxo Kelly

It TRULY is a great day! I just learned that Dominos is now offering a GLUTEN FREE pizza….WOOOOHOOOOO!!! that is actually orgasmic news to a person with celiac disease who LOVES pizza. As some of my friends may recall that’s my ”go to” food after a night of phenomenal sex bring it on!! xoxo kelly

Just tried calling Liz in the room I reached her at yesterday…but she has moved. I could tell the poor guy that answered has been getting LOTS of calls for her if anybody knows her new room, please private message me. I don’t know her last name so can’t call hospital direct. Thanks so much! Xoxo Kelly

Good monday morning! It was a wet & wild weekend..and it rained a lot, too so let’s start the week talking about something fun. As we know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder..and we have LOTS of different kinds of beautiful women and men at perks. I want to know what makes a person SEXY to you. It can be anything from physical attributes…[Read more]

Hope everybody had a great time last night at the M&G! Enjoy the super moon tonite… I guess it is the fullest the moon can ever appear because it is the closest to earth in full moon mode. It should bring out all kinda crazy Have fun. xoxo kelly

Happy Thursday Perkers!! What a gorgeous day it is out there! I hope you all get to enjoy it and have a great day! Tess xoxox

Good evening to all of my Perky Peeps!! I hope your week has been awesome so far, I know mine has been!! So, with HUMP DAY just a few hours away, I would like to post this topic for discussion. If money didnt matter and you had all the free time in the world to do what you wanted sexually, where would you go, what would you do, and who is that…[Read more]

Happy Monday everyone! Only 5 days until the First Friday M&G and only 6 days until my son’s prom. I’m so excited to see my baby in his tux. Black pants and tie with a white shirt and coat. I think I’ll get him a pink carnation to go with it lol. Who’s looking forward to Friday night though?? Have a great day all! Tess xoxoxox

Anybody else looking forward to the return of DALLAS..JR, Bobby etc! it makes me nostalgic for the 80s (the greatest decade EVER)..those Friday nights, Dynasty, Knots Landing, Falcon crest, shoulder pads, big earrings, spandex, stirrup pants, MTV, Michael Jackson videos, Hair Bands like Van Halen, Rubik’s cube, Leg warmers, Madonna, skinny ties,…[Read more]

I’m looking for some fun for tonight…any suggestions?

Hey Red just gave me a really fun idea!! What if we had a Ladies Only poker night? Nothing too serious and if any of the ladies are up for it some sexy play after? Thoughts? Ideas?