Apple pie shots chillin on the stove, and this girl is ready to celebrate her bday tomorrow night!!! And really hoping a special chiguy bday boy will be there too…. Gonna party it up with all the other bday perkers!!!! Time to get glam PP

@hazelwill
Hazel what is this garbage of maybe you will attend? I am celebrating my b day with jello shots and also bringing something special to share also. What will the party be like without you there?

Damn woman – nice pic

Happy Hump Day Perkers! I hope its a very humpy day for you! Tess xoxox

Party on, Perkers! Get Perked Up because party time is almost here!!!!!!!!!!!!

My plans have changed and I will be able to go to the m&g on Friday night! Looking forward to seeing you all and having a sexy time! Tess xoxox

damn staff here want me to stay for 12 more days….i may lose my fucking mind
I miss you guys!

One day down, only 4 more to go till the party…..can’t go fast enough. Maybe it’s because I am so excited for this party so I can celebrate my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! Who wants to celebrate with me

WELCOME to all the new site members!

Happy Monday Perkers! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy this suntastic beautiful day! Tess xoxox

for those who dont know i had a mild stroke on May 2 have been in patient at MarianJoy rehab in Wheaton since May8th… my cell phone gets poor reception here but my room phone works well… (630) 909-8208 if you wish to catch up typing this is exhausting. Dr says he expects 100% recovery just need to be patient…lol obviously they dont…[Read more]

May 11th is national Eat What You Want Day!! Woo Hoo must be fat and calorie free day!

I hope everyone has a chance to enjoy this BEAUTIFUL day! It’s definitely a perfect day to play hooky, do some tequila shots at a patio bar, forget your troubles and get wild and naked in the sunshine! Ok maybe that’s just me & what i need no matter how you choose to enjoy, I hope it’s a good one for you! xoxo Kelly

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned
Over to him and asked, ”Are all of those kids yours ? ”

He replied, ” No Ma’am, I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints. ”

It TRULY is a great day! I just learned that Dominos is now offering a GLUTEN FREE pizza….WOOOOHOOOOO!!! that is actually orgasmic news to a person with celiac disease who LOVES pizza. As some of my friends may recall that’s my ”go to” food after a night of phenomenal sex bring it on!! xoxo kelly

Just tried calling Liz in the room I reached her at yesterday…but she has moved. I could tell the poor guy that answered has been getting LOTS of calls for her if anybody knows her new room, please private message me. I don’t know her last name so can’t call hospital direct. Thanks so much! Xoxo Kelly

Good monday morning! It was a wet & wild weekend..and it rained a lot, too so let’s start the week talking about something fun. As we know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder..and we have LOTS of different kinds of beautiful women and men at perks. I want to know what makes a person SEXY to you. It can be anything from physical attributes…[Read more]