@hazelwill
Hazel what is this garbage of maybe you will attend? I am celebrating my b day with jello shots and also bringing something special to share also. What will the party be like without you there?

Teach me baby or better yet, Freak me baby, yes, yes. Im freaky baby, I’ma make sure that your peach feels peachy baby……Jeff

To all my party perks family and friends have a great weekend be safe and pour little drink for the homie n maybe a moment of silence lmao

With Bek’s permission I would like to hold a benefit for my wife Friday night at Perks. We are being daily reminded by my beautiful wife that our children have eaten her private supply of Pop-Tarts and Nutella. If you can out of the kindness of your hearts please bring either of the two. It would bring peace to our family, thank you.

Party on, Perkers! Get Perked Up because party time is almost here!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn staff here want me to stay for 12 more days….i may lose my fucking mind
I miss you guys!

WELCOME to all the new site members!

for those who dont know i had a mild stroke on May 2 have been in patient at MarianJoy rehab in Wheaton since May8th… my cell phone gets poor reception here but my room phone works well… (630) 909-8208 if you wish to catch up typing this is exhausting. Dr says he expects 100% recovery just need to be patient…lol obviously they dont…[Read more]

happy mother’s day to all perks!!!!! have a nice and hot saturday nite!!! and great mothers day!!!

May 11th is national Eat What You Want Day!! Woo Hoo must be fat and calorie free day!

Hello fellow Perkers, not sure if any of you remember me mentioning the Chicago Nake Bike Ride. Its a now just a month away (my birthday June 9). If anyone is interested in coming out let me know. The more the merrier. And you do not have to be naked, that’s optional. I am including the website for those…[Read more]

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned
Over to him and asked, ”Are all of those kids yours ? ”

He replied, ” No Ma’am, I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints. ”